1.)  The very LAST thing we have a shortage of in this country is contraception.

2.)  The inability to avail oneself of their own, particularly when there are endless FREE supplies, only serves to prove that you are neither Educated nor Independent.

3.)  Needing to be provided for is the OPPOSITE of INDEPENDENT!

4.)  Any woman who would stand before Congress and demand that I finance her contraception is a WHORE for Communism, if nothing else.